From the Diary of Elder Owen, Mayflower Pilgrim:
August, 1611. Fortunately, our native brethren again stepped in to save
the day this spring, teaching us to fertilize our maize crop using dead fish
(they were giggling, so they may have been playing a gag). But now harvest has come
and we have corn growing out of our ears!
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