September 3, 2014

Yard Work Banned Because of Heat

Just say no to yard work!
San Francisco, Aug. 8, 2013—The Weather Bureau has declared a heat warning for my neighborhood this weekend (again, darn it!) and banned all yard work.

Lawn mowing was cited as a particular danger.

Officials warned that husbands should remain indoors and get lots of fluids, particularly drinks containing high quantities of nutritious hops. Doctors recommend spending $3.99 or more per bottle.

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