Yard Work Banned Because of Heat

Just say no!

San Francisco, May 10, 2013—The Weather Bureau has declared a heat warning for my neighborhood this weekend and banned all yard work.

Lawn mowing was said to be especially dangerous.

Officials warned that husbands should remain indoors and get lots of fluids, particularly drinks with high quantities of nutritious hops.

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